Irregular Choice is one of those brands that really makes me stop and think. Sometimes I might be thinking 'SWEET LORD ABOVE, DID SOMEONE TAKE TOO MUCH ACID AND THROW UP ON A DESIGN BOARD?', sometimes it's just 'Wow, those are really awesome. But are they too awesome to be considered acceptable in public?', sometimes it's 'Oh my goodness, they would look ridonkulous on anyone who wasn't aged 15 and going through some sort of awkward Japanese Lolita phase' and finally, sometimes it's just 'Those look terrifically uncomfortable.'
You see, I have a pair of ICs in green suede with jewelled frogs on them, which I purchased at Uni when I really didn't have enough money to be purchasing a pair of shoes which wouldn't look out of place in a fairytale and cost more than I was meant to spend on food in a fortnight. And let me assure you, they are cripplingly uncomfortable. But they look so damn pretty, sometimes when I am alone, I just put them on in my bedroom and stare at my feet.
Anyway. For today's Cool or Cobblers, I'm throwing Irregular Choice out there for you to destroy or deify.
Meet Herman. Herman the German.
I know what you're thinking: 'Nom, with your dang leopard print fetish, get over it, you're such a wannabe Dorian from Birds of a Feather.' but look. Hermy has other qualities that should not be ignored. Take for example his heel. How jaunty!?
And I do love a dear little bow. It's so sweet, so coquettish in a shoe. I'm sure Marie Antoinette would approve. I mean I know, she was like, thirteen, but whatevs, haven't you seen the film with Kirsten Dunst? She had pugs man. She had style. Oodles of it.
A pair of
Herman the German shoes will cost you £99. That's just £1 off a full pony guv'nor. What do you think? Worth it? Cool or Cobblers?